Mentos and Coke, of course!
posted by Mariner at 3:03 PM
Friday, June 30, 2006
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- Name: Mariner
- Location: Rhode Island
Hey.. did I mention that Buddhists stole my clarinet? It's the only logical explanation I can give for ... well... all of this. I know it's not the reason, I really, really know. But they're the most helpless bunch of innocent bystanders that I can find to blame at present. And please. No hate mail from Buddhists now. I love you all, each and every denomination. OTHERS may find them responsible, but I am not one, and those who cast aspersions are NOT affiliated with me. I have love and forgiveness in my heart. But if you ever find that guy Devananda...it was a Le Blanc Noblet, Damn it! How did a small-town boy from the Midwest come to such an end? And what's he doing in Pennyslvania? Well, first of all, it's not the end YET! Come back for my regular rants about life, politics, the arts, and anything that I find just plain nuts in everyday life. About 5 years ago, I had vocal chord surgery. The doctor botoxed my left vocal chord so it would heal. I lost my voice for 6 months. My wife later offered to pay the doctor to botox it again on a semi-annual basis.
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1 Comments:
There's a contest going on for this I found out, it seems like it could be pretty awesome. I guess what you do is make your own video and send it in? I don't really know. Haha sorry this was a random comment, I just came across this from the little bar thing at the top and I saw these guys on Letterman last night. But anyway if you're interested the contest is at www.mentosgeysers.com
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